Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places
you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up
The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.
there is something a little sad. just a little. about seeing 14 year olds on twitter have “in school till 4pm” in their display name. or people constantly having an “online/offline” or “awake/asleep” note on their profile, not provided by the site like on discord, but something that you physically have to write in. like that’s a little depressing, right. just a little.
like the idea that you have to spend your entire life being acessable to people, and you always need to let people know if you’re available to respond immediately. and if you’re not you better have a good reason for it, like being asleep or at school. like maybe i’m looking too deep into it, but it is really depressing, actually